I think that water doesn't like me. Pennsylvania is pretty wet naturally.

As T.S. Eliot said, "Fear death by water." Only it's not my death, it's the death of my property. Though the one water problem I've never had is water leaking into my house from the outside. All of my domestic water problems have been from appliances *inside* the house that have leaked--the waterbed, the air conditioner, the hot water heater.

Knock wood.