"What does Hufu TM taste like? Does it taste like human flesh? HufuTM is designed to resemble, as humanly possible, the taste and texture of human flesh. If you've never had human flesh before, think of the taste and texture of beef, except a little sweeter in taste and a little softer in texture. Contrary to popular belief, people do not taste like pork or chicken."
Don't worry, I didn't even know who larpwriting was until I checked just now. :-)
Overall, though, I'm inclined to agree with you. Too much of the site seems to have been written with tongue wedged in cheek for this to be a serious effort to, uh, produce a human flesh food substitute. Consider the following, also from the FAQ for ease of reference:
" How do you know HufuTM tastes like human flesh? The taste and texture of HufuTM are the result of painstaking research and extensive testing in our kitchens. We are supremely confident that our food products would satisfy the tastes of even the most demanding cannibal."
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Yep. It's a hoax.
"What does Hufu TM taste like? Does it taste like human flesh?
HufuTM is designed to resemble, as humanly possible, the taste and texture of human flesh. If you've never had human flesh before, think of the taste and texture of beef, except a little sweeter in taste and a little softer in texture. Contrary to popular belief, people do not taste like pork or chicken."
It's just tofu. Don't tell
Re: Yep. It's a hoax.
Overall, though, I'm inclined to agree with you. Too much of the site seems to have been written with tongue wedged in cheek for this to be a serious effort to, uh, produce a human flesh food substitute. Consider the following, also from the FAQ for ease of reference:
" How do you know HufuTM tastes like human flesh?
The taste and texture of HufuTM are the result of painstaking research and extensive testing in our kitchens. We are supremely confident that our food products would satisfy the tastes of even the most demanding cannibal."
Yeah, right.