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It's a Wednesday night, and they're predicting a foot of wet snow for tomorrow. Except the storm may miss us. Or not. Or we may get a boatload of cold rain, first.

Enough already.

Some of my readers may be familiar with the old story of the AD&D player who, when given a description of the environment he was facing, assumed that a "gazebo" was some new kind of monster. If you're not familiar with the story, a reasonably clear version of it can be found here.

What sort of monster might a gazebo be, if it were a monster? It turns out that someone has tried to answer that question. The Uncyclopedia, which apparently wants to do to Wikipedia what The Onion has done to the American newspaper, has an entire article about the gazebo, including its biology and breeding habits. Enjoy!