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cathyr19355 ([personal profile] cathyr19355) wrote2008-07-14 12:08 am

Trailer trash update

An acquaintance on one of the mailing lists I frequent reminded me of one of the trailers that preceded Wall-E. Though I winced at the reminder, I originally intended to blog about this dog (all puns intended) of an upcoming movie anyway.

Beverly Hills Chihuahua. The movie's tag line is "50% Warrior. 50% Lover. 100% Chihuahua." (No, I'm not kidding.) The color scheme is loud with yellows, turquoise, and fuchsia. The action: Inane. (The trailer is mostly screenfuls of chihuahuas with feathers on their heads dancing on Aztec-style step-pyramids.) You've heard of blaxploitation flicks? BHC is a chihuahuaxploitation flick. Do NOT let any chihuahua see this movie unless you want to die in your sleep.

[identity profile] landley.livejournal.com 2008-07-20 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Jamie Zawinski warned people away from this turkey months ago in his blog, with a link to the trailer on youtube:

http://jwz.livejournal.com/889040.html

Rob

[identity profile] cathyr19355.livejournal.com 2008-07-20 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Why, yes, that's the trailer (though I remembered more yellow and fuschia in the version I saw in the theater). I guess if you're out in California you get to see trailers for movies a lot earlier than the rest of us.

I'm assuming that [livejournal.com profile] jwz's crack about Springtime for Hitler was intended as humor. If it wasn't, though, it deserves to fail. That trailer is the vilest thing I've seen in a movie theater. Ever. It was even viler than the trailer for Step Brothers, and that was pretty awful.